Oxycontin, washed down with Jack D

A girlfriend (and fellow mom) sent this to me last night and lord, did it crack me up! The timing was perfect since I had just had a crazy day at work, gotten home and the child was nagging, err, asking me for a zillion things all at once, the dog was whining to go out and a sink full of dishes was about to take over the kitchen. My head was literally on the verge of exploding, so it was the perfect time to be introduced to the "mother's cure."

Enjoy!